Top Picks for Valentine’s Toys!


Candy and flowers are great ways celebrate Valentine’s Day with your sweetie, but wouldn’t something you can enjoy time and time again be a little more fun?

Here are my top 10 pleasure picks for Valentine’s Day, in no particular order. Enjoy!

Amour by Jopen


Amour is a beautifully designed collection of Silicone massagers and bullets, made with love.

Covered in luxurious pink Satin Finish Silicone offset perfectly by rose gold metallic accents, all four AMOUR products truly stand out. Offering seven intense functions of vibration, pulsation and escalation, along with five incremental speeds for each of the fun functions, Amour is built to please in more ways than one.

Each style also offers its own unique features:

Remote Bullet – Adorable, heart-shaped cordless controller with an innovative stimulator. Plus the bullet can be operated up to 16.5 feet away using the remote

Mini G – Perfectly petite massager with a pronounced G-spot curve

Wand Massager – Full body massager with distinct pleasure ridges for an exceptional sexual experience

Dual G Wand – Incredibly powerful dual motored massager that is ergonomically curved for maximum enjoyment

Each of these stunning toys is whisper quiet, entirely submersible in water, USB rechargeable and is backed by a one-year warranty.


Elegance Heating Collection by Shots USA

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The Elegance Heating vibrators feature turbocharged F1 motors which pack a serious punch.

These new generation F1 motors vibrate at a staggering 7,200rpm and 14,000rpm, and feature 10 unique vibration functions (7 vibration patterns, with 3 distinct intensity levels.)

The Elegance Heating vibrators come with a revolutionary self-warming function, letting the massagers warm up to a minimum of 107.6 degrees Fahrenheit for a lifelike feel that will leave you with a warm glow and a smile on your face.

Offered in rich colors like royal blue, ruby red, and elegant black,  with multiple shapes for multiple stimulation styles, the magnetic USB rechargeable Elegance Heating massagers are waterproof for fun in & out of the water and easy cleanup.


Lolita Baby Heart by ZALO USA


Take control of your passion with the incomparable Lolita Baby Heart luxury personal massager by ZALO USA. Created for love and beauty, the Baby Heart whole body massager has been designed and modeled to fit intimately to sensitive areas arousing the throb of passion.

Baby Heart’s body is silky smooth and has an ergonomic shape that sits comfortably in the hand. The slightly rounded body and discrete heart shape allows for multiple uses –  use as an all-over body massager, apply it directly to your sweet spot for broader coverage, or rest the dip of the heart curves on either side of the clitoris for sensation in stereo.


Icicles No. 75 Heart Plug by Pipedream Products


Elegant, upscale, and hand-crafted with amazing attention to detail, this luxurious glass massager will leave you breathless. Each hand-blown Icicle glass wand is sleek, unique, and made to play hard.

The narrow shaft offers a rounded tip and dramatic widening in the center, and ends in a heart-shaped base that’s wide enough to act as a stopper for safety.

The hypoallergenic glass is nonporous and body safe, and when cared for properly, is designed to last a lifetime. Run the wand under warm water  or chill it under cold water  for a cool sensation.

Since glass is nonporous, cleanup is a snap. Use your favorite toy cleaner and warm water, or put it in the dishwasher for a worry-free wash after the fun.


Crystal Heart Of Glass

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Glass is beloved because it is firm, nicely weighted, easy to clean, body safe, and so smooth to the touch that it reduces the amount of lubricant needed. It’s GREAT for temperature play, because it holds warm or cool temperatures with ease!

Heart of Glass is a sensuously shaped wand with a heart top decoration intended for that special someone in your life. This beautiful piece comes in a decorative holder for those who like a bit of discretion in their play toys.

Made of 100% hand-blown, premium Borosilicate glass, which is the highest quality, and represents the most vibrant and durable glass products available today. Crystal items can be heated; cooled to personal taste.


Mimic Plus


Contoured to fit easily and comfortably into the palm of your hand, MIMIC + PLUS extends dynamic and powerful vibrations to any part that begs for it without getting in your way.

The body of MIMIC + PLUS provides a resonating motor that maintains its intensity – even when pressure is applied. With its precision tip and generous wings, you can achieve targeted pleasure or a teasing wave of reverberation.

MIMIC + Plus is FAR MORE INTENSE than its beloved predecessor, the original MIMIC. The body is also a touch larger, more bulbous, and slightly heavier, all due to the brand-new motor that is far more powerful than the original. A stronger rechargeable battery is being utilized to support the new motor.

Easily navigate pleasure in the dark with the LED Beacon that also serves as a charging indicator, so you’ll never lose the moment. The versatility of MIMIC + PLUS is up to you – how will you share your deepest secret?

The USB rechargeable MIMIC + Plus arrives in a sleek and luxurious keepsake box, and  is waterproof for fun in & out of the water and easy cleanup.


Silicone Rechargeable Teasing Enhancer

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This stretchy and comfortable vibrating couple’s enhancer provides extra stimulation for you and your partner.

It offers 7 functions of vibration, pulsation and escalation, accessed with an easy push-button control – just hold for 3 seconds to turn on or off. The design features a flickering tip at the top, and added pleasure nubs for extra texture to amp up the fun.

The USB rechargeable Teasing Enhancer is waterproof for fun in & out of the water and easy cleanup.


The Collection Vibes by Blush Novelties

It’s pleasure and a lover letter, wrapped up in a sweet package!

The Collection XOXO, Hello Gorgeous, and With Love vibes are a perfect gift for yourself or your lover. You’ll smile with joy with every use!

These limited-edition vibes were designed to relax and de-stress. The classic slim design is quiet, discreet, multispeed vibrations, and a smooth casing will deliver lots of sensation.

The Collection Vibes are waterproof for fun in & out of the water and easy cleanup.


Charged You-Turn Plus Rechargeable Versatile Vibrating Ring

Charged You-Turn Plus Rechargeable Versatile Vibrating Ring

Enjoy over an hour of sensual stimulation with the Charged You-Turn Plus Rechargeable, a versatile vibrating ring with three different functions for sexy play.

Try it as a vibrating cock ring, stimulating both partners simultaneously for mutual satisfaction.

Use the stretchy True Silicone ring around your fingers to secure the Vooom bullet’s ten FUNctions of deep, rumbling vibration.

You can even place the bullet in the palm of your hand, transferring the rippling waves along your fingers into her G-spot, where you can help her come hither with a “come hither” gesture.

Made with lab-tested, body-safe materials and including a 2-year limited warranty, the You-Turn Plus Rechargeable vibrating ring is the perfect multi-purpose toy for switching up your erotic encounters.


ZALO Versailles Fanfan App-Enabled Couples Vibrator with 24K Gold Accents


The silky smooth, hands-free Fanfan can be enjoyed alone or while being close with your partner to intensify your passion. An ergonomic, flexible shape offers a broad external stimulator plus a slender internal arm that deliver simultaneous vibrations to both the G-spot and clitoris. When worn during sex you can both enjoy the stimulating sensations.

A  whisper-quiet motor provides eight modes of vibration, pulsation, and escalation. Get even more features, like custom vibration patterns, touch screen vibrations, music mode, and more with the free ZALO Remote App*.

The USB rechargeable Versailles Fanfan is rated ipx7 waterproof for fun in & out of the water and easy cleanup.

You can find any or all of the above at your local Pleasure Product Provider, and be sure to let them know….

The Dilly Slinger sent ya!



Great Gift Sets for Valentine’s Day!


Gift sets take the stress and worry out of gift-giving, which is just one of the reasons I love them, and I suspect why folks keep buying them.

A pre-packaged kit makes it super simple Most contain an assortment of items, so your recipient is bound to like something they like among the treats.

Some of these are only available seasonally, but most are year ’round gifts great for every occasion, so keep this guide handy for inspiration the next time a birthday, anniversary, or other special event arises.

Here are 10 thoughtfully assembled sets (to fit every budget!) that are perfect for Valentine’s Day!

The Couples Play Lovebox


The COUPLES PLAY Lovebox is designed for adventurous lovers and contains everything you need for a playful evening of discovery and desire.


  • Made Natural Pink Petals Bath Bomb
  • Teddy Soy Massage Candle
  • Wet Elite Femme Water Silicone Blend Personal Lubricant, 1 oz
  • Frosted Cupcake Wet Desserts Flavored Lubricant, 3 oz.
  • Sugar Rush CG Blow Me Oral Sex Gel, 2 oz.
  • Creative Kisses
  • Fantasy C-Ringz Infinity Super Ring
  • The Original Butterfly Kiss
  • Sportsheets Pleasure Feather –
  • Pink & Black Blindfold Set –
  • Kinbaku Rope
  • Crystal Heart Necklace
  • Custom Keepsake Box


Valentine’s Box of Tricks

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The all-in-one romantic gift that keeps on giving.

The Screaming O Valentine Box-O-tricks makes it fun and easy to show that special someone you REALLY care, thanks to a convenient all-in-one collection of romance essentials.

Hand-picked by professionals, these sexy accessories offer a special selection of reusable and disposable vibrating couples toys and c-rings to satisfy every carnal craving while promoting a strong intimate connection that lasts long after Cupid’s arrow strikes.

So spice up your sex life this romantic holiday season and celebrate a passionate night with your sweetheart, courtesy of Screaming O!

Each kit includes:

  • 1 Two-O Double Pleasure Ring
  • 1 BigO Ultimate Vibrating Ring
  • 1 FingO Tip
  • 1 RingO Pro LG
  • 2 Screaming O Mints


Kama Sutra Sweet Heart Kit

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This gorgeous, pink, heart shaped gift set includes sensual body treats for lovers.


  • Enough product to enjoy over multiple nights
  • Includes 4 sensual products
  • A variety of kissable and body products


  • Delicious flavors and alluring scents
  • Unforgettable keepsake heart box
  • Allergy tested


  • Product comes in a ready-to-gift packaging (no need to wrap)
  • TSA approved size for airplane carryon


  • Oil Of Love Strawberry Dreams kissable body oil, .75 fl oz (22 ml)
  • Honey Dust Strawberry Dreams kissable body powder with feather tickler for application, 2 oz (56 g)
  • Body Souffle Strawberry Creme kissable body cream, 1.8 fl oz (53 ml)
  • Aromatic Massage Oil Pleasure Garden sensual blend of oils for romantic massage, 2 fl oz (59 ml)


Screaming O Charged CombO Kit #1


Enjoy all-in-one fun with Charged CombO Kit #1, a complete better sex kit powered by 10 FUNctions of deep rumbling Vooom vibration.

This convenient collection includes a stretchy two-sided cock ring and comfortable fingertip sleeve – both made of body-safe True Silicone – for the widest variety at a value price.

Included in each Charged CombO kit is a rechargeable 10-FUNction bullet vibe powered by Vooom technology, a low-pitch vibration that rumbles rather than buzzes for a deeper sensation, and two easy-to-use attachments to transform the experience.

Slip the ABS plastic bullet into the stretchy two-sided cock ring to enjoy vibrating enhancement with a partner, or insert the bullet into the finger sleeve to transform your fingertip into a powerful sex toy.

You can even enjoy the bullet on its own for rumbling massage everywhere it touches – including inside bullet-compatible sex toys, like harnesses or dildos!

However you choose to use it, Charged CombO Kit #1 vibrates for more than 60 minutes on a single charge, is 100% waterproof, and comes with a USB charge cable so you can power it up right out of the box.

Mix, match, and explore all the ways you love to play and enjoy high-quality, body-safe sex toys at an unbeatable price.


Kama Sutra Arouse Me Playset

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This playful collection set will take you on a sensual adventure with your partner.

Unleash your secret desires and bring your fantasies to reality. Inhibitions are set free with a Seduction feather tickler, sensual body products and erotic play cards


  • Feather tickler with whip
  • 12 Erotic playing cards
  • Intensify Plus, 14 ml  – Arousal gel enhances her sensual enjoyment and satisfaction
  • Love Liquid, 6 ml – Silky, long-lasting water based lubricant
  • Oil of Love Strawberry Dreams, 6 ml – Kissable, water-based body oil
  • Honey Dust Strawberry Dreams, 3.5g – Kissable body powder


Her Clit Kit


Tailor made for clitoral pleasure!


  • Incredibly powerful compact waterproof massager with 4 unique pleasure tips
  • Intimate arousal gel for heightened sensitivity
  • Powerful multi-speed stimulator
  • Soft and stretchy Snow Bunny sleeve with flickering bunny ears
  • Durable Flicker sleeve with flickering tongue and reverberating lips
  • Stimulator may be used with or without Snow Bunny sleeve or Flicker
  • ABS (massager) TPU (caps) TPR (Flicker) TPE (Snow Bunny) PP (controller) ABS with Silver Plating (stimulator)

This kit uses 2 AAA Batteries and 1 AA Battery, not included


Just The 2 Of Us Surprise Bag

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Everything you need for a night of bedroom fun!


  • G-Spot vibe
  • Mask
  • Stretch cuffs
  • 1 Oz. Massage Oil
  • Fantasy Coupons
  • Scratch Off tickets
  • Vibrating C-ring


XO Kisses & Orgasms Pleasure Kit


“I just want you to be happy. And naked.”

The XO Kisses and Orgasms pleasure kit includes Sensuva’s top 2 best-selling products’ packaged together in an oh-so-cute tin box:

1 tube of Strawberry X ON THE LIPS Buzzing Lip Balm with Pheromones

1 bottle of original ON for Her Natural Arousal Oil

This sexy little kit also comes with a sexy kissing guide, the COMPLETE guide to smooching, with kissings tips and facts, plus over 40 sizzling kisses for you and your partner to try!


Earthly Body It Takes Two Gift Set


This duo contains an natural personal lubricant and a unisex arousal balm to help take your night into overdrive

Gift set includes:

  • .45 oz Love Button arousal balm and sensual enhancer – This sensual blend provides tantalizing tingles wherever applied. Made from all natural ingredients, the unisex formula is great to stimulate any body part that deserves some extra attention.
  • 1 oz. Waterslide lubricant – WaterSlide is the simplest, purest personal moisturizer you can find – just four ingredients and one of them is water!


The Lay-On Rabbit Couples Playtime Set


A sensual adventure awaits with the Lay-On Rabbit Couples Playtime Set.

The kit includes a sensual silky sash to use as a blindfold or a restraint, a chain ball body tickler, and a sexy dice game, but the star of the show is the USB rechargeable Lay-On Rabbit.

The Lay-On Rabbit is ergonomically designed to satisfy with precise stimulation that can be used on all erogenous zones. Contour, shape and softness invites hands-free play, and the creative design allows for multiple uses. You can use the pliable ears, each with its own 6 function motor, to stimulate the clitoris, labia or nipples. You can also lay the broad base with its stimulating whiskers on the clitoris and allow the ears to stimulate the labia.

With the Lay-On Rabbit Couples Playtime Set, possibilities are endless!

You can find any or all of the above at your local Pleasure Product Provider, and be sure to let them know….

The Dilly Slinger sent ya!


Elegant New Year’s Eve Options!

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New Year’s Eve is almost here, and that makes me think of celebrations, champagne, and getting dressed to the nines.

Inspired by the look and feel of formalwear, these items will bring a little fanciness to your playtime, and help you ring in the new year in style!

Here are my top ten black, white, and bling favorites, in no particular order – Enjoy!

Satisfyer Penguin

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This pressure wave stimulator is ready to be the life of the party with that little bow tie.

The Satisfyer Penguin uses Airpulse technology, a type of touchless stimulation that can produce a powerful orgasm in three minutes or less!


Sincerely, Sportsheets Nipple Clips

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These extravagantly decorative clamps are adorned with luxe gems and beads, which not only add an air of elegance to your nipple play, but supply a stimulating weight to the clamps as well.


The Hype Collection by CalExotics

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Hype rechargeable massagers are extra fun to look at because of the unique printed silicone, and extra fun to use because of their power and flexibility.

All Hype items feature 10 functions of vibration, easy push-button controls, silky silicone construction, security travel locks, and are waterproof and submersible.


Tuxedo Inspired Lingerie

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Why not dress up for your evening in? These tux-inspired pieces by Seven Til Midnight and Male Power fit the occasion perfectly!


The Callie Collection by Jopen

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Callie is a luxurious collection of massagers with a jewelry feel, offering modern, fluid shapes with designer accents. Designed to bring elegance to the bedroom, each Callie product encompasses strength, power and style, while providing the superior pleasure and quality found in JOPEN products.

The motors produce 5,500 to 14,000 revolutions per minute, and the vibes themselves are constructed of pure white satin finish silicone with gold accents and a gemstone that acts as a push button control.  The entire Callie Collection is USB rechargeable and waterproof for fun in & out of the water and easy cleanup.

Each Callie product features: 7 functions of vibration, virtually seamless satin-finish silicone, luxury gemstone easy push button operation, and are waterproof + USB rechargeable.


Wet Elite Femme Silicone Luxury Lubricant


Formulated especially for women by women, Wet Elite Femme Silicone is long-lasting, luxurious, and designed to enhance a woman’s natural moisture.

It is recommended for those with sensitive skin, and is ultra-moisturizing, leaving you soothingly silky and supple, even under water.


Kix’ies Fishnet Thigh Highs


Fishnets are always in fashion, and Kix’ies’ version offers no-sip grip keeps them in place without the uncomfortable high-waisted band squeezing at your belly all day! There are four sizes to choose from and you size by thigh circumference to get the perfect fit.


Shibari Halo

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The HALO is a full-sized ultra-power massager with a sleek, modern design.

The smooth silicone head offers broad stimulation, and sits on a neck that’s flexible to move with you.

A special high-strength motor provides 10 modes of vibration, pulsation, and escalation at the touch of the button on the handle, allowing you to fine tune your massage experience.


LELO Nea 2


Beautiful to behold, beautiful to be held, NEA 2 is exquisite both solo or shared, with its discreet design perfect for nestling between partners, while strong vibrations and  intricate floral detailing enhance your sensual experience. 100% waterproof and rechargeable, with 8 stimulation patterns – NEA 2 places powerful pleasure in the palm of your hand.


Bijoux Indiscrets Mimi Skin Jewelry

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Mimi is a body ornament specifically designed to turn a woman’s body in to the center of attention.

The self-adhesive silicon base lets Mimi adapt to all types of breasts and show them off. Plus, they are easy to put on and take off. Perfect to wear under your favorite lingerie, or just on their own.


You can find any or all of the above at your local Pleasure Product Provider, and be sure to let them know….

The Dilly Slinger sent ya!


Gift Sets Galore!

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year – the gift sets are here!

Gift sets make a perfect choice when it comes time to select something special for a loved one. They usually contain a variety of items, which can help take the worry out of giving a pleasure product because there is bound to be something the recipient likes among the contents.

Some of these are only available around the holidays, but most are year ’round gifts great for every occasion, so keep this guide handy for inspiration the next time a birthday, anniversary, or other special event arises.

Here are 10 thoughtfully assembled sets suitable for anyone on your wishlist!

The Winter Bliss Lovebox


The Winter Bliss Lovebox is a thoughtfully curated collection of pleasure products inspired by the scents, colors, flavors, and mood of the seasons.

Each premium Winter Bliss gift box is filled with sensual items hand-picked specifically to fit the theme, and contains two sex toys, a massage candle, a bath bomb, a personal lubricant, a sex enhancer, plus other fun goodies, beautifully presented in a keepsake magnetic closure box. All items are paraben free and body safe, and all toys are selected based on form, function, reliability, and value.

The Winter Bliss Lovebox makes a great gift, and is perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, weddings, bridal showers, or just because.


The HOROSCOPE collection by Bijoux Indiscrets


The Bijoux Indiscrets HOROSCOPE collection invites you to discover what your sign says about your wildest side. Are you ardent? Adventurous? Insatiable? Find out with these Zodiac-themed kits created to let your feminine energy flow.

Each set includes a natural gemstone necklace to accentuate your Zodiac sign, an arousal balm designed specifically for your element, and a silicone coated finger bullet vibe.

There are 12 HOROSCOPE collections available, one for each sign, so each constellation-embossed gift box contains made-to-measure orgasms.


The Screaming O Her Holiday Stocking

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‘Tis the season for sexy gift-giving with Her Holiday Stocking, an all-in-one collection of intimate essentials fit for a very happy holiday celebration.

Includes: Charged Vooom! Bullet for deep, rumbling vibration that charges up fast; Climax Cream natural sensation-enhancing gel; and CinnoKiss KissOboo Tingly LipBalm.


Love Is Art Kit

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Love is beautiful, love is abstract, love is art.

The Love is Art Kit provides couples with the ability to document the beauty of their lovemaking as a permanent work of art.

Simply pour the paint onto the canvas and let your passion for each other do the work.

Includes: 41″ x 56″ White canvas, 4 oz. bottle of paint, a protective plastic sheet, disposable slippers, do not disturb sign, and a body scrubber to clean up after you’ve created your masterpiece.


Kama Sutra Playset – Trust Me

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This playful collection set will take you on a sensual adventure with your partner. Unleash your secret desires and bring your fantasies to reality. Inhibitions are set free with our sexy handcuffs and feather tickler, sensual body products and erotic play cards.

Includes: 12 Erotic playing cards, Satin brocade handcuffs, Sensual feather tickler, Oil of Love Original, Love Liquid water based lubricant, and Honey Dust Chocolate Caress.


Shunga Geisha’s Secrets 

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Perfectly packable for romantic getaways, and a great way to try out some Shunga products.

Available in Strawberry or Organica, each kit includes a massage oil, warming aphrodisiac oil, mini-massage candle, personal lubricant, and an arousal cream.


Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage Value Pack

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The QUICKSHOT is less than half the size of the original Fleshlight and is unique due to its fully exposed orifices on each end. This means it can be used as supplementary stimulation during blowjobs/ fellatio/ oral sex, or as a solo masturbation aid.

Value Pack Includes: Open ended patented clear SuperSkin Sleeve, Compact Clear case, Sleeve Caps on each end for convenient storage, Fleshlube Water Based Lube, and Fleshwash Toy Cleaner.


Simply Sexy Pheromone Gift Sets

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These pheromone sets include a perfume, shimmering body gloss, and bathing gel, all in the same fragrance, as well as a bonus keychain gift.

Simply Sexy LOVE Fragrance: A blend of Sungoddess Rose, Marigold, Ginger, Chamomile Oil, Yellow Freesia, White Violet, Lotus Flower, Day Lily, Patchouli, Oakmoss, Musk combine to evoke the timeless essence of falling in love.

Simply Sexy LUST Fragrance: A sparkling, spicy yet soft Oriental fragrance with an modern composition and a strong yet surprisingly fresh character. Sparks of fresh and vibrant Bergamot immediately awaken the senses. A clear and sensual heart reveals the transparent accords of Lychee, Jasmine and Rose. The scent finally unfurls with the vibrant accents of Patchouli and Vetiver.


 PDX Elite EZ Grip Stroker Kit


The flexible handheld size ensures a snug fit, while interior massaging ribs and bumps tease your shaft till you explode! Made from top-quality TPE, EZ Grip Strokers are designed for a non-slip firm grip every time.

Includes: EZ Grip Stroker, 3 Designer Silicone C-Rings, Toy Cleaner, and Moist Body Lotion.


Kama Sutra Oil Of Love Collection Set

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Try all six flavors of Oil of Love in one limited-edition value set! Mix and match the flavors using the included recipe booklet to create delicious combinations.

Each kissable, water-based foreplay oil gently warms on the skin. Use the included dropper to apply Oil of Love to the erogenous zones of the body, lightly blow on the area to experience the gentle warming sensation and follow with kisses, enjoying the sweet flavor.

Includes: 6 different flavors of Oil of Love, an applicator, a recipe book to help mix & match the flavors, and that cute collectable tin for storage.

You can find any or all of the above at your local Pleasure Product Provider, and be sure to let them know….

The Dilly Slinger sent ya!


Holiday Vibes and Thangs

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Based on the Black Friday/ Cyber Monday numbers, sex toys must be on everyone’s wish list this holiday season. The best gifts are ones that can be enjoyed again and again, and pleasure products sure fit that bill, don’t they?

Here are some of the most festive offerings on the market right now, all designed with a little something special that sets it apart from the crowd.

Every single one would make a fabulous present for someone you love, or even for yourself.

Versailles Marie App-Enabled G-spot Vibrator by ZALO

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Design inspiration comes from the life of Queen Marie Antoinette. Velvet soft touch surface, prefect streamlined curves, accompanied by an enamel process that’s been handed down for centuries, Marie is the ultimate in G-spot Vibrators fit for a Queen as distinguished as you are.

Made with premium body-safe silicone, the Versailles collection features exquisite luxury details like a Jewelry-grade manual enamel process, an embossed design, and 24K gold plating, and a unique gold pleated pendant that sweeps over your skin and brings romantic indulgence from visual to tactical.

Powerful, whisper quiet vibrations are provided by a USB rechargeable motor, Marie is Waterproof grade IPX7 for easy care.

Best of all, Marie arrives in packaging that lends itself to a pleasurable unboxing experience unlike anything else I’ve ever seen.


DazzLED Brilliance Light-Up Dual Stimulator by CalExotics


DazzLED Brilliance is the dazzling LED rabbit of your dreams with an ergonomically curved shaft, bunny-inspired clitoral stimulator, dual motors, and 10 powerful vibration functions for a passionate pleasure experience.

The shaft of this radiant rabbit is a firm translucent ABS, curved for G-Spot pleasures, contains a 10 function motor, and is lined with shimmering LED lights that pulsate when in use. It’s practically a Christmas decoration!

The smooth silicone clitoral stimulator provides 10 modes of vibration, pulsation and escalation.

Send high-intensity pleasure radiating throughout your body with the two powerfully stimulating motors; The easy touch buttons allow you to independently control the vibration motors with ease.

The USB rechargeable DazzLED Brilliance is waterproof for fun in & out of the water and easy cleanup.


The Truly Yours Collection by Rocks-Off

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Feel your heart flutter with Truly Yours by Rocks-Off.

True love is yours to hold with each potent vibration of these stunningly beautiful pleasure toys. Fall head over heels again and again as your body tingles with pure orgasmic delight and you fall truly madly deeply in love.

The collection consists of 3 sizes of vibes in 2 ultra sexy red finishes. Crimson Kiss RO-90mm  and Red Alert RO-120mm offer a high-gloss finish that has an almost ceramic look. Scarlet Velvet RO-90mm and Rouge Allure RO-160mm feature a velvety silken touch matte finish that has an ultra luxe look.

The stand-out packaging with metallic details features a To-From tag on the back, making Truly Yours a truly giftable collection of bullets and vibes.


Icicles No. 59 Candy Cane Glass Wand by Pipedream Products


Elegant, upscale, and hand-crafted with amazing attention to detail, this luxurious glass massager will leave you breathless.

The smooth glass is body-safe, nonporous and hypoallergenic. Run it under warm water for a few minutes and heat up those cold holiday nights!

This hand-blown glass candy cane comes in a beautiful gift box and makes the perfect stocking stuffer for that special someone on your list!


The Pavé Collection by Jopen


With brilliant diamond-like settings and incredibly powerful motors, Pavé will take your breath away with its beauty and elegance. Combined with luxurious silicone and 7 functions of vibration, Pavé has everything you need and more.

The Pavé collection exudes “Old Hollywood” glamour with silky smooth products named after iconic women and adorned with beautiful diamond-like settings. With their beautiful color and amazing power, Liz, Grace, Diana, Vivian, and Marilyn will be the queens of any toy box.

Pavé’s elegance and sparkle makes it the perfect collection for the holiday season.

All products feature: Luxurious satin finish silicone adorned with crystals; 7 incredible functions of vibration; Luxury gemstone easy push button operation; May be used in or out of the water; USB rechargeable – charging cable included, and a one-year warranty.


Luxe Bling Plugs Training Kit by Blush Novelties

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Your booty training play just got pretty with this sweet set of Bling Plugs!

Starting with the small size for beginners, you can slowly graduate to the medium size and then to the large size when you are fully comfortable. This kit includes three plugs, ranging in size from small, medium, and large.

Each plug features a tapered tip for easy insertion and a tight neck for gentle pressure and extended wear. Use this kit if you and your partner are new to anal play. Or just use it in addition to your regular erotic play. For the best experience, use with your favorite, high quality water-based lubricant.


Hanukkah Treats and X-Mas Treats Bullets by Rock Candy Toys

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The Rock Candy line is about the fun and impulsiveness of candy and this holiday season, you can treat yourself to guilt-free, zero-calorie pleasure.

Treat yourself to endless orgasms whenever the mood strikes with the holiday versions of the addictive Mega Mini Candy Bullet. Each individually-wrapped Mega Mini vibrator reflects the spirit of the season, and are available in 2 festive colors per holiday.

Give into sweet temptation anytime and anywhere with a pocket-sized, candy-colored vibrator that’s also waterproof for fun in the tub.

Perfectly shaped to target the clitoris or nipples, this powerful vibe with a soft, supple feel is a zero-calorie indulgence for your senses.


Addiction Leonardo Silicone Dildo


Leonardo is 7-inches of veiny fun.

This multicolored dildo with balls adds some flavor to your collection. The rigid shaft, firm balls and strong suction cup allow it to be enjoyed during hands-free or solo play. The design makes it compatible with a harness so that you and your partner can both enjoy Leo.

Leonardo will have you screaming for amoré!


Joycicles by Rocks-Off


Make everyday feel like a special occasion with Rocks-Off’s Joycicles.

Joycicles targets your most intimate areas with incredible precision due to its long elegant tip and the caressing spiral design. A rounded handle is shaped for a comfortable hold and is easy to maneuver.

Strong vibrations surge through the tip due to a well-placed motor. A single silicone button allows you  to move through 10 jaw-dropping functions with ease. Have fun experimenting with the 3 constant speeds and 7 beautiful vibration patterns to find your ideal combination.

Joycicles uses one AAA battery (included) and is submersible for fun in & out of the water and easy cleanup.




The epitome of elegant design, the O-WAND redefines intimate massage to deliver the ultimate sensually erotic experience in one sleek and seductive package.

This streamlined personal vibrator is molded from smooth, deliciously strokable, highest-grade body safe black silicone. Glamorous gold detailing ensures that you can indulge your innermost desires in luxurious style.

Combining flawless flowing lines and ease of use, the rechargeable personal massager exudes style and does not sacrifice simplicity. With seven adjustable stimulation modes and four vibration intensity settings the O-WAND will transport your pleasure to new heights, delivering up to an hour of endless exquisite pleasure with each charge.

The sublimely sensual curves of the exclusive O-WAND are ergonomically angled and seductively contoured to achieve unrivalled pleasure inside and out. Its elegant silhouette is beautifully accentuated with sophisticated gold embellishment.

Fully waterproof (IPX7 Certificated) non-porous silicone means that this seductive electric massager can be completely cleaned for absolute satisfaction time and time again.

You can find any or all of the above at your local Pleasure Product Provider, and be sure to let them know….

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The Countdown to the Holidays Has Begun!


The holidays are almost here, and what better way to pass the time than with a countdown-style calendar filled with daily treats?

These are super fun, and give you something special for 10, 12, or even 24 days in a row.

It’s something sexy to look forward to daily – they’re the gifts that keep on giving!

Here are some of my faves:

Bijoux Indiscrets 12 Sexy Days

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12 SEXY DAYS is the perfect gift. A luxury box in which 12 iconic products await to reveal your most sensual side, it’s fashion meets eroticism — with a countdown that will keep you feeling both sexy and intrigued.

With this box, you’ll feel sexy for twelve days in a row.

The star of the show is the Twenty One Vibrating Diamond, which offers the ultimate pleasure. With the perfect size and shape, the USB rechargeable vibrator’s multiple angels and surfaces is designed to provide precise stimulation, and the 7 patterns and 3 vibration intensities offer never-ending pleasure.

Open 12 SEXY DAYS and uncover one box per day, using the numbers as a guide. And no cheating! The magic of eroticism lies in the suspense.


12 Days of xXxmas Activity Calendar


Celebrate 12 days full of sexy dates and activities with the 12 Days of xXxmas activity calendar.

Each door you open reveals new invitations to passion. You get 12 sexy deeds to spice up your holidays.

Makes for a perfect stocking stuffer or suggestive gift for your love.


Pleasure Overload 10 Days of Play Gift Set

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Get ready for ten incredible days of sexual intrigue and delight with this tantalizing gift box.

Share the thrill of opening a mystery door each day with your lover to discover a sensual or bondage treat, with items for him, her and both of you

Perfect for introducing you to new ways to play together, your ten days of fun will lead to many more blissful adventures beyond. The sensual pleasure toys offer all kinds of intimate stimulation, while the bondage accessories make the perfect introduction to sensory and restraint play.

All of your toys and accessories can be safely stored in the satin bag which you’ll also find behind one of the doors.

Use vibrating and insertable toys with water-based lubricant to heighten sensation in play.


There’s Only Sensation 24 Days of Tease

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If you like Fifty Shades of Grey, you’ll love this 24-day window calendar that’s packed with not one, not two, but 24 (yes, *twenty four*) official toys, tools and bondage gear for Christian and Ana inspired thrills, all approved by E L James herself.

More than a fun way to overhaul your sex toy collection and create your very own Red Room, ‘There’s Only Sensation’ saves you nearly 50% on the original retail price.

Behind each door lies a pleasure toy or bondage accessory to excite your senses and incite exploration of your darker desires. The tantalizing collection includes best-selling Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator – USB rechargeable, waterproof and travel-friendly with two powerful motors and 36 possible vibration mode combinations.

You can find any or all of the above at your local Pleasure Product Provider, and be sure to let them know….

The Dilly Slinger sent ya!


Beat the Heat!


It’s Summer, and you know what that means  – It’s gonna get HOT.

I mean, sweat dripping, uncomfortable, please-don’t-touch-me hot.

Here are some ideas to help you keep your cool – both in and out of the bedroom – when the thermometer starts creeping up.

Fresh Balls & Fresh Breasts


Both Fresh Balls and Fresh Breasts are easy-to-apply lotions that dry quickly to a protective powder, so there is no clumping on your skin nor any powdery residue. A true lifesaver!

Fresh Body products are made with natural ingredients and are formulated to keep these areas fresh and dry, preventing the uncomfortable feelings caused by perspiration where skin touches skin (so balls, under the breasts, on your booty or on the thighs.)


Shunga Mint Bath & Shower Gel


This minty fresh bathing gel gently washes your skin with a luxurious thick-and-silky lather, softening your skin with vitamin E and other nourishing oils. But the real magic happens as soon as you turn off the water, and the air hits your body. OMG –  So cool and refreshing!


Kix’ies Stay-Up Thigh Highs


No one likes how regular tights put the squeeze on you! And who doesn’t breathe a huge sigh of relief when they’re peeled off after a long day? Plus, who needs that waistband

Kix’ies no-sip grip keeps them in place without the uncomfortable high-waisted band squeezing at your belly all day! There are four sizes to choose from and you size by thigh circumference to get the perfect fit.

As a bonus, they help protect against thigh rub/ chub rub irritation!


Moisture-Wicking Sensual Body Powders

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Both Shunga Sweet Snow & Kama Sutra Honey Dust are kissable, moisture-wicking body powders that leave your skin silky-soft, delicately scented and lightly flavored.

Applying these fine, delicately scented powders with the included feather is a GREAT way to start your day! As you heat up, this cool powder absorbs moisture, and helps keep you feeling fresh.


Crazy Sexy Cool “Icebergs & Orgasms” Cooling Arousal Kit


This oh-so-cue pleasure combo by Sensuva includes two all-natural products packaged together in an oh-so-cute tin box:

ON Ice Buzzing & Cooling Arousal Oil is an incredibly powerful clitoral arousal oil that’s all-natural and made with an original blend of pure essential oils and extracts. When applied directly to the clitoris, the fast-acting ON ICE will dramatically heighten arousal and provide an exciting sensation that pulsates, vibrates, tingles and cools that most sensitive part of the body.

Strawberry Flavored Nip Zip Cooling Nipple Balm is the most exciting thing to happen to nipples since ice cubes! But it’s a million times better than ice cubes because it’s colder, lasts longer, and keeps your sheets dry. It works with the moisture in your skin AND in the air, for the ultimate in nipply, chilly fun!


Wicked Chill Cooling Lubricants


Both water based Aqua Chill and silicone based Ultra Chill let you experience the ultimate in slippery, shivery sensation. These lubricants are designed to keep you cool as playtime gets hot.

Natural peppermint leaf, ginger root and menthol combine to tingle and excite pleasure zones.  Chilling, thrilling and satisfying!



You can find any or all of the above at your local Pleasure Product Provider, and be sure to let them know….

The Dilly Slinger sent ya!